Crystal Michelles Mess

Makeup Things I rolled my eyes at… and then bought again. 😂 Comment ROLL and I’ll send you the 🔗

Over the next few days, I’m sharing the things I saw other people rave about, fully judged them for, tried anyway… and then had to admit they were right.

I’ve used all of these, I actually like them, and yes… I bought them again.

Basically, this is a series of things that don’t suck and might actually be worth trying.

Consider this my public apology to everyone I rolled my eyes at first. 😌

Found the graphic tee for you!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP9DjYAPpJqmp-SGEUQ/

🍂Happy October 1st 🍂 Each first of the month I like to share a little about me so you can get to know me better!
🍂 This month the husband and I will be married for 16 years 🖤 and I still like him (when he is not chewing or snoring of course)
🍂 Lillian turns 18 this month and I want to puke. Because how.
🍂 I am starting a new Bible program today to read the whole New Testament by 12/31 let me know if you wanna join!!
🍂 The smell of dog and cat p*e pi**es me off almost as much as the sound of one of them scratching… or licking.
🍂 I am full time content creating now and trying to find my new identity, like…. My kids are grown I’ve been a mom longer than I haven’t what are we suppose to do with our hands 😂 maybe I’ll show you vacuums, maybe I’ll show you a cute outfit or maybe a way to make a dish… but I’ll never show you a picture of me with a vi****or smiling with it next to my face 😂 like what are we doing yall ? Is the money good cause maybe I will 😂
🍂 I have come to terms with never being the page you go to that’s pretty and aesthetically pleasing.. we live real around here yall. S**t is never clean and never stays white. I’m more Rosanne than I am Martha. If it’s not your vibe don’t let the door hitcha where the Good Lord Split Cha.
🍂 I’m having a hard time with the number 44… that happens in November. 4 4 I feel like by now I should have a second home, a full time house cleaner and a set of pearls that are real maybe triple digits chilling in the bank somewhere off the coast of coco bongo or something…
🍂 I think I can renovate my 1/2 bath by my damn self … which is hilarious bc I want it all done in one day and welp. I don’t like to measure s**t.

If you have made it this far congratulations! Welcome to the s**t show where I love Jesus, fun clothes, my husband and kids and I am always one thought away from seeing if the girls in Oklahoma really make all that money swinging on the poles and if I can audition because Christmas is coming soon 😉

🎃 Picture from Pumpkin Nights if you’re local you should go! It’s in Arlington and you can use my code CRYSTALMICHELLE at check out for money off on weekdays!

When you buy a you get sucked in to all the extras! Here are the ones that I bought and I would buy again! 🖤

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